Friday, December 25, 2009

" Temuduga Tertutup "

Actually this been post by a guy from myspace, named Mohd Harith Haikal, 17 .. he posted this at Bulletin myspace in this year bout past month ago.. I like the post very much that I copied it and pasted it, and now I post it here.. thanx to him who kindly shared it there...but its in Malay lang, sorry, I've no idea how to translate it.. 

KEKOSONGAN JAWATAN:

* Ahli Syurga Dari Awal.
* Ahli Neraka Dari Awal.
* Ahli Neraka Sementara Kemudian Akan Dilantik Jadi Ahli Syurga.


EMPAT GANJARAN LUMAYAN (khas untuk jawatan A):
* Nikmat kubur.
* Perlindungan di Padang Mahsyar.
* Keselamatan Meniti Titian Sirat.
* Syurga yang kekal abadi.


TARIKH TEMUDUGA:
* Bila-bila masa secara adhoc bermula dari saat membaca iklan ini.


LOKASI TEMUDUGA:
* Di dalam kubur (alam barzakh).


KELAYAKAN:
* Anda tidak perlu bawa siji-sijil,termasuk sijil saham termasuk saham Internet.
* Anda tidak perlu bawa pingat , Mercedes mata belalang atau kad kredit.
* Anda tidak perlu bawa wang atau harta serta emas yang anda kumpul.
* Anda tidak perlu berparas rupa yg cantik, hensem atau berbadan tegap atau seksi.
* Sila bawa dokumen asal iaitu : Iman dan Amal serta sedekah jariah sebagai sokongan.


PANEL/PENEMUDUGA:
* Mungkar dan Nakir.


ENAM SOALAN BOCOR:
* Siapa Tuhan anda?
* Apa Agama anda?
* Siapa Nabi anda?
* Apa Kitab anda?
* Di mana Kiblat anda?
* Siapa Saudara anda?

CARA MEMOHON:
* Anda cuma perlu menunggu penjemput yang berkaliber untuk menjemput anda. Ia akan menjemput anda pada bila-bila masa saja (mungkin sekejap lagi). Ia akan berlembut kepada orang-orang tertentu dan akan bengis kepada orang-orang tertentu.
* Ia diberi nama Izrail.


TIPS UNTUK BERJAYA DALAM TEMUDUGA TERTUTUP INI:
Hadis Hasan yang diriwayatkan oleh Ahmad Hanbal, yang bermaksud begini:
Sabda Rasulullah S.A.W:
‘Sesungguhnya apabila jenazah seseorang itu diletakkan di dalam kuburnya, sesungguhnya jenazah itu mendengar suara (terompah kasut) orang-orang yang menghantarnya ke kubur pada saat mereka meninggalkan tempat itu. Jika mayat itu seorang muslim, maka solat yang dilakukannya ketika beliau masih hidup di dunia akan diletakkan di kepalanya, puasanya diletakkan disebelah kanannya, zakatnya diletakkan di sebelah kirinya dan amalan kebajikan daripada sedekahjariah, silaturrahim, perkara kebajikan dan ihsan diletakkan dihujung dua kakinya.’ Ia akan didatangi malaikat dari aras kepala, maka solat itu berkata kepada malaikat : dari arasku tidak ada jalan masuk. Kemudian malaikat berpindah ke sebelah kanan, maka puasa berkata kepadanya : dari arasku tidak ada jalan masuk. Kemudian malaikat berpindah kesebelah kiri, maka zakat berkata kepadanya : dari arasku tidak ada jalan masuk.


Kemudian didatangi dari arah kedua hujung kakinya dan berkatalah amal-kebajikan : di bahagianku tidak ada jalan masuk. Maka malaikat berkata kepadanya : Duduklah kamu. Kepadanya (mayat) memperlihatkan matahari yang sudah mula terbenam, lalu malaikat bertanya kepada mayat itu : Apakah pandangan kamu tentang seorang laki-laki (Muhammad) yang kamu dahulu sentiasa bercakap tentangnya; dan bagaimana penyaksian kamu kepadanya? Maka berkata mayat itu : Tinggalkan aku sebentar, aku hendak sembahyang. Maka berkata malaikat : Sesungguhnya engkau akan mengerjakan solat (boleh saja solat) tetapi jawab dahulu apa yang kami tanya ini. Apakah pandangan kamu tentang seorang laki -laki (Muhammad) yang kamu dahulu sentiasa bercakap tentangnya; dan bagaimana penyaksian kamu kepada nya? Maka berkata mayat itu: Laki-laki itu ialah! Nabi Muhammad S.A.W dan aku naik saksi bahawa nabi Muhammad saw itu ialah pesuruh Allah yang membawa kebenaran daripada Allah Subhanahu Wata’ala. Maka malaikat berkata kepada mayat itu : Demikianlah kamu dihidupkan dan begitu juga kamu dimatikan dan dengan demikian juga kamu dibangkitkan semula diakhirat insya’Allah. Kemudian dibuka baginya satu pintu syurga, maka dikata padanya itulah tempat kamu dan itulah janji Allah bagi kamu dan kamu akan berada di dalamnya. Maka bertambahlah gembira mayat itu. Kemudian dilapangkan kuburnya seluas 70 hasta dan disinari cahaya baginya’.

Pro 50 Million !

remember the post that I did about Zynga Poker ? well, my bro get so addicted to it.. especially now he gain a lot of chips since his luck always on his side.. he have 2 accounts for this poker.. 1 myspace acc, 1 tagged acc.. the myspace acc he's using his gf identity .. he put her picture, luckily, his gf dont mind.. 
And the tagged acc, he created new identity that he named it as Jack , he put an anime picture as default, the granballz anime.. that acc gives him a lot of luck, till he reached Pro 50 M level ! that means he got 50 Million in his acc poker !

see that the profile picture that have rose beside her ? that's my bro acc using his gf picture.. a lot of poker players did like that to get free chips from guys who are easily been fooled by pretty lady..
even when i played the poker game using my own picture, they didn't believe its my own picture , they thought I was a guy.. fuh

Free Text Books !

see the title up there ?yea.. to get the free books, I've to come to my Lovely School , SMK Lembah Subang.. ;p
I went there on 23 December with my pals..
before leaving, Ika and I took some pictures using my webcam..ngee hee ;p

me and Ika smiling.. lovely huh ? lol

me wearing my mum's glasses

we both stil smiling.. trying to show off our nametag

silly me

whose eyes look smaller ?

what so funny, huh ?

dnno what we happy bout ? to get the free books ? duhh

trying to promote the books.. bluntly, the books better than the twilight series..

whose eyes look bigger ? obviously, huh..
 when we reached school, we've to line up first, but then Mr Ghana asked some of us to bring down the chairs and tables from the upstairs class .. I was so kind-hearted that I helped them.. I dont think girls should do that, the chairs and the tables were heavy.. phew, kinda tired helped them..

hehe.. Syera look mad I took a picture of her.. I forgot what she was babble for..

but then ... Ken look so happy getting those form 5 books. she's promoting the books..!
 
finally, the free text books that I got..mission accomplished ! urrghhh... FORM 5 la weyh...SPM ! shit !

Engagement


who's that ? that's me !! during my engagement time.. ngee hee ;p can't see me clearly, huh ? lol.. jk..jk.. I'm stil young though..
actually, that's my cousin during her engagement on 19 December 09, on the 2nd day of Muharram .. - Ratna Nursal...she's now the fiancee of Fyrdaous.. both look gorgeous ! I was there to help her family held the feast..
to both of them, CONGRATULATION ! nxt year gonna be their wedding year ;).


the bridal suit.. ( for engagement )

these gifts from the guy side ( i've no idea whose leg was there )

ika n me.. thanx to her for letting me bluetooth-ing those pictures

me waiting for my future bridegroom..lol ..jk jk..i'm not that desperate.. + i'm too young! ngee;p

Friday, December 18, 2009

Sounds Fun !

I opened Kimmy and Fatyn's blog, and saw they did 10 songs that remind them to their friends : well, lets check mine..
Now that you've open this, you will have to do it too! Come on! 10 songs on your mind right now that reminds you of your friend. Hahahaha, this is fun!

1-TikTok by Kesha ( remind me to Syikin Hisham , coz she hate this song ! )


2-Kantoi by Zee Avi ( remind me of Nomi Juliana, she introduced the song to me )


3-Valentine's Dance Tango ( Fatin Hafiza, coz I know the song from her blog ! )


4-You Belong with me by Taylor Swift ( Kimmy Khoo coz I saw she put the song in her blog once )


5-Party In The USA by Miley Cyrus ( Syikin Hisham again coz she so obsessed towards this song )


6-Paparazzi by Lady Gaga ( Fauzi, Nomi's bro coz he's the owner of the Paparazzi Community acc )


7-Bad Day by Daniel Powter ( Miss Nenny Marlina coz she taught us using this song )


8-She Will Be Loved by Maroon5 Aishah Shamsuddin bcoz we sang this song 2gether )


9-Halo by BeyonceRon Davis )


10-It's Over by Jesse McCartney ( Walaa' Hassan )

Culpable ?

A week ago, the week that I didn't post anything on here, fiza came up to my house.. she get a lil confusing so she asked my opinion.. what was bothering her ? well, actually she wanna move back to SMK Lembah Subang .. fuh..

She told me everyhing how was her feeling studying at SABDA.. she said, all the students there are so brilliant that they don't have any questions to ask to the teachers.. so when Fiza feel blank about the lesson that they were being taught, she afraid to ask the teacher, umm.. afraid is not the best word to describe her feeling, as the matter of fact, she feel shy to ask the teacher as she think her question maybe is the stupidest question everyone would think .. because she couldn't understand what her teacher taught her ! she afraid how she's gonna face the spm next year..

then, sometimes when her teacher is teaching in the front of the class, she slept.. not everyday,but sometimes.. their teacher wouldn't mind thought.. it's like normal thing there.. means not just her doing the same thing there, her pals too.. they couldn't stand anymore the tiredness they face ..
Plus, almost all the teachers over there are the new teachers, teachers who are just been graduated last year, and been sent to their school, no experience at all ! and there are some of the teachers there who aren't interested at all in their job teaching the students.. i feel sympathy for Fiza..

so, she asked my opinion and atikah bout she's gonna move back to our school.. well, at least our schools have all the experience teachers .. she missed all the teachers.. what can I advice her ? I just ask her to do the Istikharah Solat to ask from the Almighty One.. He the only one who knows everything ..


Not just Fiza feel that way, even Amira Shahidin , Nazirah, Kak Lin ( Haslinda 4T ) , Azaela also feel the same ... they wanna move back to SMK Lembah Subang, but how could they move back ? they gonna feel the shame of moving back to the old place,, the place that everyone hated so much once, place where everyone insulted a lot, the place where everyone want to avoid from but at the end, they know sometimes the place they hated so much is the place where they learn everything from.. and I know, till now the hated feeling towards SMK Lembah Subang stil there especially from the parents.. i just heard ppl talking bout it yesterday, bt i just ignored of it..

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Eclipse........!!!!!!


Eventually, I have finished reading Eclipse book ! muahahahahaha.. it was a week ago, if I'm not mistaken.. I took a long time to finish reading it, coz a lot of the part in Eclipse are about Bella's thought that were so bored.. but Eclipse was so indisputably enthralling!!! although  there were some part took me some times to get finished reading it..

what can I say here, ' EVERYONE, U ALL SHOULD READ THE BOOK !' well, I know I'm kinda promoting the book, but yea.. it was a fascinating book you'll ever found.. but stil, cannot beat HARRY POTTER series.. to be frank here, Harry Potter's more more more engrossing !!

Eclipse tells about how  Jasper and Rosalie's life when they were a human and the fight between Jacob and Edward to be in Bella's heart.. well,no fight actually between them, but almost a fight.. Jacob is so confident in his feeling towards Bella. he tried to convince Bella that Bella's also actually in love with him, but Bella repudiate it..

Bella also have a request before she turn to a vampire.. she's rele rele wanna have a sex with Edward ( you all shouldn't read that part! in 'COMPROMISE' chapter..)... she wanna it badly because she knew when she turn to a vampire, there's no more the desire to have a sex except the desire to suck human's blood... but Edward refuse to do it ( I know him as well, he wanna wait for me! yay! ) .... coz he afraid that he might do something that can hurt Bella physically as his body's so hard ( not mean that hard ) like a metal, he could damage Bella's body..LOL..!

i like the words that Stephenie Meyer using in her writing here.. there are a lot of new words for me as sometimes I guess she's using a lot of bombastic words.. but sometimes those new words rele made me getting on my nerve as I've to open my lexicon frequently..

and I've read the first chapter of Breaking Dawn in Eclipse, u know, in Epilogue part ! OMG !  there's kinda different there.. there are many point of view.. if in book 1-3, there's only Bella's thought, but in book 4, I dunno whose thought will be there but in chapter one of Breaking Dawn, it was Jacob Black's thought .. I feel sympathy for him for being rejected, although Bella also love him not as sibling, but in a different way like she's used to love Edward, but she can't live without Edward, so she chose Edward.. But yea, it's not easy for Bella too..

I wanna read Breaking Dawn ! but I've found there were hell no of Breaking Dawn because all of the books were finished been sold out in almost all of the bookstore in Pyramid.. uurghhh!!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

24 hours Fatigue ...

Today's whacked day for me.. I went to a far away wedding which is 135km total distance , so overall when count when we get back is 270km.... It was at Sekincan.. urm.. a long way journey thought.. I've been in my dad's taxi for about 2 hours, my back was hurt and rite now I'm undeniably dead beat.. >_<

Actually it was our old neighbour's wedding , they are our neighbour since we were live at squatter area, which was 9 years ago .. we went there together with other resident of this flat and there was about 7 cars followed us.. phew, rele a long distance...

The area of the wedding place surrounded with paddy, and when we arrived there, it was so hot day and the place also surrounded with muddy .. but it was oke as we were served with nasi minyak and ayam madu .. mm..yummy!

After visiting the wedding, we went to my cousin's house to pray.. her house is at Meru.. then we headed to Universiti Hospital to visit our neighbour.. she's pregnant but she get a problem with her large intestine.. her large intestine is swelling.. and she needed an operation immediately, well, hopefully she will recover soon..

During our journey to get back, I've been told by Kak Leni about some information regarding university's environment.. she gave me some advices, she said that maybe it is better for me to choose Matrik, but she said STPM is harder than Matrik.. peoples nowadays choose Matrik rather than STPM just because to get study there kinda hard.. umm.. I get confused then.. I think I rele need caunselling advices..

I get back at 6.45pm .. ;)

Saturday, December 5, 2009

My Thought

There are about 5 books I need to read.. !!! 2 of it are my school books.. I need to read it back.. Next year gonna be my big year ! and another 3 are my favourite books ;) 








This 2 weeks I realize how money is so important.. when I hang out with my friends to Pyramid and  1 Utama, all of the interesting stuff needed money to pay for it.. most of the stuff we've to pay through our nose to buy it as the price are so exorbitant..one way to get the wherewithal is to have a big salary.. how to earn big salary ? well, by getting a good job.. such as becoming a doctor ..!


Frankly, I've no interest in becoming a doctor, maybe I just like to get title name such as Dr or Prof .. ;) but I'm the only one in my family that everyone rely on.. so, I've to be the best and earn as big salary as I can ... this gonna be my responsibility in another 2 years thought..




Thursday, December 3, 2009

Again !

hehe.. Today's plan is watching New Moon.. heheh.. I know, I've watched it. but I wanna watch it again ! uurrgghhh..... ;) 


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Palpitation

I will always remember the 1st day of December because that day was the day when I got the palpitation so over powerful..

what happened eh ? walaweyh, for the 1st time after 8 month we just contact each other through messaging and ym-ing, MrX called me ! hahah!

That night, he made a miss called to my number. When I saw his number on my screen phone, I was shocked that my mind thinking twice whether to answer his called or not , not just that, my heart seem like stop from beating for a second.. but the ringing stop abruptly.. so, I sent an sms to him, asked him why he made a miss called.. then, he asked my permission to call me, actually to have a chat with me..

I was blank and damn nervous yesterday and dunno how to answer him.. but I try to be confident and I said 'oke, u can call my number'.. and then he called again, and it was my first time hearing his voice.. ahahahha!! I was so neurotic and tried asking him some questions that abruptly came to my mind.. he can detect my nervousness.. ahahaha!! I was so shame but stil pretend cool..

The time I wanna press the 'accept' button to receive his called, there was something inside my tummy .. something like a butterfly flying inside it or something else that jumping inside my stomach..  and I could feel my tummy feel like wanna expand.. and the more we talk, my nervousness became less..

I feel better when he made the phone call.. actually I think, I was so Happy .. ;)

Gathering

oke, almost a month I didn't post anything here.. coz I've been rele lazy and concentrating on my poker game.. I became so addicted to it lately after I won the biggest pot there.. Now I already get the title PRO 1M in poker ;) I'm so happy about it since I never ask for chips from the player there .. I play the clean game there... LOL...


2 days ago, I got back from 1 Utama, I watched  new moon's movie.. Last week also I went Pyramid to watch movie.. actually 2 MOVIES with my friend , which are Pisau Cukur and 2012.. and the day I watched New Moon... well, all the movies I've watched this 2 weeks were so incredibly different with its own story..


Not just because the movies have different story , but  the environment, situation and condition surrounding me also different... because last week I went to watch the movies with my secondary school's friends, but 2 days ago I watched the movie with my primary school's friends !


Yay ! Finally I met them.. Not many though, only 3 of them and one is new friend for me ..well, they are grown up now, look mature, undeniably pretty and more brilliant than the last time I met them ;)

I went to 1 Utama with:-

-Syaza Razali
-Aishah Shamsuddin
-Siti Nur Amira
-Syamimi ( new friend )

when we arrived, I thought its just 3 of us, but then Syaza and Syamimi came to join us all of sudden.. for the first time, I felt kind a awkward but after a while I get used to them coz we were talkative..
we were not just watched a movie there, but we played bowling there and I got forced by Amira.. oke, thanks a lot , Amira.. ;(  it was my 2nd time played bowling.. surprisingly, I got one lucky strike that I didn't even think I should get one... hahah! =D 
While I was playing, I threw the bowling ball to the back ..it was a shameful incident that I did it for 2nd time.. and rite now my right hand is hurting me coz I played badly... ;(

Overall, I enjoyed the gathering after like a year we didn't meet each other.. and of coz the movie is so incredibly cool that I wanna watch it again ! 5/5 stars for NEW MOON !!!!!  and a kiss for Edward Cullen , mmwwaahhh..!! and also for the bunch of werewolves, they are undeniably hot guys !!! OMG !! they killing me !..